Aug 24, 2012

Non-Motorcycle Related, but Worthwhile

This is exactly what I'm talking about when I dispute the "motorcycle bigot" claim. For all you fruitcakes who name your motorcycles and imagine the damn things make you a better person, remember this: "Don't you ever, ever, applaud an inanimate object again. I believe that's why they have that section about the Golden Calf . . . in the Bible." There is no "Jesus app" on your motorcycle, whatever the brand name. It's a fuckin' inanimate object.


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