tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950664143576637249.post2726305207467031790..comments2024-03-22T18:01:20.065-05:00Comments on Geezer with a Grudge: Ragheads on WheelsT.W. Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04078254371483458356noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950664143576637249.post-56587092572749517952012-06-25T15:47:28.506-05:002012-06-25T15:47:28.506-05:00You clearly have a higher tolerance for being cree...You clearly have a higher tolerance for being creeped-out than me. That is one seriously gross product. The only thing left for these people to sell is a scrotum face, including pubic hair.T.W. Dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04078254371483458356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950664143576637249.post-25738763061529149002012-06-25T10:04:49.215-05:002012-06-25T10:04:49.215-05:00Roswell, Good catch... I missed that. Here's t...Roswell, Good catch... I missed that. Here's the description.<br /><br />"Attitude meets performance. Sport this insulated ski mask with comfortable lined neoprene, woven thermal fleece and stylish 12" synthetic beard on the slopes, riding your Harley or exploring the polar ice cap. This universal one-size-fits-all design securely holds the mask in place and is easy to wear/remove. The advanced mask design covers the ears, face and neck from the harshest of cold-weather conditions. Let your adventurous side show with the one and only Beardski."<br /><br />Attitude meets performance? Bad=Dumb?Erik Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08051303728879129181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950664143576637249.post-84640518519308753882012-06-24T19:50:14.393-05:002012-06-24T19:50:14.393-05:00You could at least mention the biker beards: http:...You could at least mention the biker beards: http://ironhorsehelmets.com/bearded-facemasks/Roswellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09143195478533120365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950664143576637249.post-49517833379726234332012-06-24T19:24:55.677-05:002012-06-24T19:24:55.677-05:00I used to call those lame hats "toilet bowls,...I used to call those lame hats "toilet bowls," but I kinda like "pudding cup" better. I tried it today when I asked one of my MSF students to attach the strap on his pudding cup and got exactly the blank stare you'd expect from someone who would wear one of those things. Of course, it was a borrowed hat and he plans to ride (badly) helmetless and let his 7 hairs fly in the wind. <br /><br />Sometimes I think the only thing I like about humans is that we are clearly unfit to survive and won't be contaminating the earth a lot longer.T.W. Dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04078254371483458356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950664143576637249.post-12037314037783319362012-06-23T20:32:20.735-05:002012-06-23T20:32:20.735-05:00Or better yet, when the rider gets ejected, the sp...Or better yet, when the rider gets ejected, the spike digs in and torques the rider's head and neck (if the helmet is strapped on), resulting in death.<br />"See, I told you those things would break your neck!"Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5950664143576637249.post-13622157081398833032012-06-23T19:25:35.007-05:002012-06-23T19:25:35.007-05:00Did you notice that the place that sells the face ...Did you notice that the place that sells the face masks also sells "solid metal helmet spikes"? Just perfect to mount on their pudding cup helmets. I'm sure they'd feel great in a crash.... as they push back through the helmet and into the skull! The also sell the ultimate, a "disco ball" helmet. It's a helmet covered in tiny pieces of mirror. Pirates.... go figure!Erik Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08051303728879129181noreply@blogger.com